January 2012
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Somewhere under Hunter's fridge, there is a small...
And Lalo is determined to find it.
She keeps meowing at the fridge, guys. There are bloodstreaks on the floor.
I don’t whether to cry, or say, “Aww, how cute.”
dualpaperbags:
Now I just picture David Karp looking out of a window in the top of an ancient tower overlooking all of tumblr, and he turns to his assistant and whispers “Commence Operation: Rain of Fire.”
And he turns back to the window and watches with a cold, stoic glare as all those who clicked I Understand are set ablaze, their blogs eliminated from his kingdom. He turns on his heel, the...
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Fuck you, David Karp
You’re just mad that somebody made your website better than you.
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:)
slowking:
silent duck
A poem I wrote for Tom Felton:
andwhatalicefoundthere:
lauramalfoy:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like your face
Let’s fuck
this is so beautiful
justremovethearrow:
whoreticulturee:
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